In the movie, A Christmas Story, Gene Shepherd says that Christmas is the holiday around which the whole kid year revolved. He said that in 1983--thirty years ago and long before it became the movie that revolved around the whole day. I saw A Christmas Story for the first time in at the Appalachian movie theater in Boone while at ASU. My hall mates were attempting any diversion to escape studying for exams. I thought it was one of the funniest movies I had ever seen; I thought so because it was my family.
Like Ralphie’s dad, my Old Man was an Oldsmobile man of sorts: we had a trouble-making Oldsmobile 98 Royal Brougham diesel and our our garage was held hostage to a multi-decade rehabilitation project in the form of a 1953 88 Rocket. To be honest, he was really a Pontiac man at heart. In high school he had 1940 Silver Streak Business Coupe with a flathead 4 , as a young married man, he and my mother drove a 1964 Catalina convertible, and as a family man he graduated to a 1968 and 1969 Safari Station Wagons. And he had entertained other cars too: a Model A coupe, a 51 Studebaker Commander, and a 1966 Corvair Monza convertible. He had impeccable taste--and a soft heart for auto underdogs. He was a champion and an artist. His cars and their parts had been liberated from junkyards, curbsides, and police impound garages over four states. Unlike Ralphie’s dad in A Christmas Story, my Old Man’s passion for cars wasn’t in tire changing, it was in entire rehabilitation.
Growing up in Columbus, Ohio was great for a Christmas lover such as myself. Though not a given, it was probable that there would be a white Christmas or at least snow sometime around Christmas. I grew up in an age and in a place where the biggest threats which floated just beyond the boundary of my understanding were evil and clandestined organizations which threatened life as I knew it. There were, in ascending order: 3. the Mafia, 2. the Soviet Union, and 1. the University of Michigan. Michigan was no doubt the most important because the Ohio State Michigan game was the week before Thanksgiving and marked the beginning of the Holiday Season. It also set the tone of expectation through New Years Day.
The narratives of Christmases past fill the the anthology of my family’s stories. One that was often recounted was the story of when, in 1944, Santa Claus phoned my mother at home. In 1944 my mother was a preschooler, and as a part of a WTVN’s radio programming, they invited parents to submit names and phone numbers of their children who, if selected, would receive a call from Santa. My mom’s name and number (University 6800) was one of those picked. When Santa got around to asking my mother what she wanted for Christmas, she said, “I want my daddy.” There was silence on the other end of the line. As the radio Santa composed himself, he agreed and assured my mother that having her daddy, and all the other daddy’s and sons and brothers was what they all wanted for Christmas. If that Christmas wish could be had it would make the perfect Christmas in spite of the rationing and austerity measures many endured.
At the time of that phone call, my grandfather was in eastern France serving in an Army field hospital southwest of the Bulge as they came to call it. As was the case with many veterans, my grandfather did not talk about his experience in the War. I believe it was especially difficult for him because he was oldest to be eligible for the draft. Being 31 years old at the time, he had lived a bit. He had seen the Great Depression through adult eyes, and he had served with the Civilian Conservation Corps. He now had a wife and child, and he could see what price was being paid by individuals and families --especially as Technician in an Army field hospital. While my mother was talking to a radio Santa, the European front was in danger of collapsing, and they were were putting weapons in the hands of any able-bodied GI and sending him to the front. My grandfather’s favorite Christmas song was “White Christmas”. I think that song as well as “I’ll be Home for Christmas” came to vocalize the hope and longing he had to be reunited with his family on a perfect Christmas.
The first Christmas I clearly recall was about 1970; that Christmas I received my first record player and my own records. I got recordings of the Sesame Street album along with a Mr Rogers’ Neighborhood. It was then that I began my lifelong endeavor to memorize lines and stories and songs. You never know when you are going to need to sing, “Abekedfkjecklmnoqrstewitzes” or “Sing a Song” or “Going for a Ride”. I awoke my parents at 3 am Christmas morning playing those records under the tree. Merry Christmas Mom and Dad!
On Christmas Eve, my family would regularly gather at my grandparent’s house, a 1 ½ story post-war home off North Broadway in Columbus. My father worked a swing shift at a manufacturing plant, and as luck would have it, he would get second shift on Christmas Eve. We would gather at my grandparents in the afternoon; prepare for dinner around 7pm when my father would get his dinner break and come to the house, eat, and head back to work for the remainder of his shift. Then we would have to wait until he got off work to open presents--this meant we had a good four more hours of waiting. It was perfect torture. I was the oldest grandchild which meant that there were no cousins to entertain me, and of course there was no cable, no game consoles, no social media. My only social media entertainment was adults talking. Taaalking!
Exasperated by my begging to open a present and complaining of my boredom, my parents would say, “Go downstairs!” Ha! we all knew there was a monster down there. My uncle told me so himself, he showed me the footprint in the concrete floor. I had even heard noises. Now you were safe in the basement as long as the lights were on, but the light switch was at the bottom of the basement steps. If you were leaving, you had to be quite the athlete because you had to flip the light switch usually having already begun to run so that you could climb steps two at a time in order to make to the top in time. Anyway, who puts a basement light switch at the bottom of the basement steps? Who does that? “Go downstairs?” was my reply. “No. thank you. I’ll listen to you adults talk.”
My Uncle Bob was ten years younger than my mother, which oftentimes happened to families who endured separation during WWII. Though he wasn’t a kid anymore, it didn’t mean that he didn’t know how to be one. Sometimes he was perfectly awful. With the authority of an adult, he would mercilessly bait us kids with, “So, do you want to open one present to tide you over until Uncle Dave gets here?” “Really? Yes, yes!” we’d cry. Finally some relief! Uncles are heroes! Finally something to do! Finally, we’re getting down to business! But then he’d pull up and he would pause and say, “Nahhhhh.” The blackguard. It didn’t matter what we said either. It was equally satisfying for him, if we said, No. Because then He would say, “Well, I was going to let you open one, but since you don’t want to….” For him it was hours of entertaining pleasure, during which the time flew by. For us kids? It was just more talk. Exhausting, unending, unbearable, drawn out, waiting….
One year I realized that the kitchen held potential relief from the begging or baiting that went on in the Family Room. What I needed to make the time pass was to keep busy--to keep my mind off of the waiting and and the torture of stacks of presents what I need to do was wash dishes. And so for several years on Christmas Eve, I stood beside my grandfather and washed and dried the evening’s dishes: the oyster dressing bowl, the congealed salad bowl, the dinner roll pan which had burnt the rolls because my grandmother insisted on buttering the pan even though the directions said she wasn’t supposed to. During those hours, he would talk, sometimes of growing up, sometimes of the War, but he always managed to say something just a little off color that would have me half-shocked or laughing. I didn’t realize it then. But that was perfect.
Some Christmas memories stand out as exceptional. There was the year that I got the GI Joe winter rescue kit together with the helicopter, AND submarine. In 1976, my friends and I helped coordinate, make, and deliver hundreds of luminaria for our our street. And though the Christmas was dry, it turned in January and culminated with the Blizzard of 77 when because of record snowfall, freezing temperatures, and a natural gas shortage we got a month off from school. Now that was a Christmas present!
Then there was the first Christmas after moving to NC when Woody Hayes punched the Clemson player in the Gator Bowl--that made life for an Ohioan in the South and this one in particular hard for years. “Yea, Randy’s from Ohio. Hey, Randy didn’t Woody Hayes….” Oh great. Perfect. But hope springs eternal for a Buckeye in South Town, whose team is playing in a nationally televised bowl game. Whenever I get misty-eyed and am about to be overcome by glory and hope, I do what any good Ohioan does. I speak the word which restores him to sobriety, humility, and sanity: Cleveland.
There are other Christmas memories. There were meltdowns and separations. There was the Christmas my father spent on a garage floor trying fix our Ford LTD wagon’s blown head gasket or the Christmas that the family caught the flu and spent the week quarantined or the year my grandmother died. There was the Christmas that the family was recovering from the double-punch of violent crime and metastasized cancer. Most recently, a Christmas reeling from and trying to learn how to manage blood sugar.
You have memories like these too. They have shaped and grown your expectations of Christmas--they become the benchmarks and are codified in the collection of family folktales. They become stories which give meaning and hope. And now you are here this Christmas wondering if this year will be the perfect Christmas. Will you get what we asked for? Will the adults just keep talking? Will peace be maintained and will family get along? Will anyone be sick? Is anyone missing? Will anyone be missing next year? Time and time again we look forward to and hope in this being the perfect Christmas.
As I think about my perfect Christmas and as you think about yours, let us be mindful that the Perfect Christmas has already happened. This Perfect Christmas is not one to be lived up to or sentimentalized in our memories. It is not one which exerts a pressure of expectation of a human’s flawless preparation and execution. The perfect Christmas happened at just the right time 2000 years, ago.
At the time, it seemed all but perfect. Think about it: an unexpected pregnancy of a betrothed, young girl. Her husband having to explain that he had neither illegitimately enjoyed what was to be left until after marriage nor that though he was not the father of this child, neither had his wife been unfaithful. Think about that after-dinner conversation. How much work would it take to repress that inconvenient truth around a Perfect Christmas dinner table? Raised eyebrows, whispers, the awkward silence as one enters a room and the topic of conversation changes from the unfortunate circumstances to the weather.
Having had to bear scrutiny of knowing looks and helpful counsel, Joseph and Mary were forced to travel to their ancestral home, and when they arrived there was no place for them. No extended family would take them in. No hospitality would be shown or offered except what was leftover and unwanted: a stable. In all the places you would want to see your childs face and hear their first cries--it would not be in a stable. This first Christmas scene which we speak of with such familiarity and sweetness is not the idilic climax of any hostesses’ perfect Christmas plan; it was a flooding confluence of desperate necessity. Joseph is there trying to get everything settled, trying to scrounge up food, trying to do assuage his young bride’s fear, trying to just keep it together. And then, having to beg the Innkeeper for a room, some shelter… something… anything. Time was urgent. And then imagine as Mary’s time came. Her water breaks, and her labor comes full on; collapsing to the barn floor screaming out. What might Joseph have been thinking? “Really? Now? it’s time, NOW? In.a.barn? PERFECT!”
And then the rush of guests. What was with those shepherds? Who seeks out a homeless couple recovering from the most grueling of emotional, psychological, and physical challenges? Does anyone stop to ask, “Do they really need visitors at this time?” Really, is this some sort of spectator event? And people keep coming to find them. This shell-shocked young couple just trying to come to grips with what has happened to them--angels suddenly appearing announcing things that were to be done through them...to them--without their counsel or conference regarding their own plans. Perfectly confounding.
Mary and Joseph though, had this: they received what had been brought to them. Joseph was already a just and kind man, and Mary was already willing to play whatever part God would ask of her. There was no way for her to know that this helpless child she now held and whom God had given her would one day be hopeless forsaken by government justice and held in contempt; betrayed by national allegiance, forsaken by religious devotion, abandoned by familial obligation, and rejected of personal love. There was nothing about this first Christmas--the events which preceded it and the consequences which would later play out, that would lead any of us to place at any time any of these circumstances on our perfect Christmas list, but it was, nevertheless, perfect.
This first Christmas was perfectly loving. No treasure is greater than the gift of an only child, no social elevation is lower than a baby, no humility is more meek than an infant. The One who was hidden in cloud and in unapproachable light is now swaddled in the scraps of throwaway cloths. He who was infinitely above and beyond all grasping is drawn close in the arms of his mother, and is irresistibly inviting. In the first creation the Creator first breathed life into the man. In this second Creation, the Creator breaths as a man first as a baby. The One who Commanded and spoke his creation into being now speaks in coo-ings and cries of a creature in need. The Father’s Son from whom all men: fathers and sons derive their names and who makes them his own children and brothers becomes the adopted first son of a man named Joseph.
This Christmas we are freed from it having to be the perfect Christmas. We are free from having to produce the memories which will make it into the mythology of our collective Christmas memories. And we are free from being oppressed by what our hearts and grief can never make it be what we would want it to be. Why? Because the Perfect Christmas has come--and it folds our stories into the swaddling cloths of His story.
Christmas is your wildest wish coming true--that you are infinitely loved in spite of your faults and imperfections--that you are bought back from all treasons and rebellions and sins.
Christmas is winsomely hilarious and fun because it was announced with the revealing of joy and gladness that all our cynicism, sarcasm, doubt, fear, and incompetence has been shouted down and put in its place by an infant’s cry and an angel choir.
Christmas is meditative and thoughtful, reflective and quiet as the mother who treasured all of what was said and done in her heart. It is sad and mournful--because of ALL that was missed --ALL WHO WAS MISSED --by Creation and creature as their Maker had come to visit them.
Christmas is a little exasperated and angry because he came to that which was HIS--TO THOSE WHOM HE MADE, but they did not welcome him nor make room for him.
And Christmas is light and easy because he came to bear away all the heaviness and sorrow and pain AND SIN--and he did so perfectly, in love, and just in time--he did so that we might not have to climb under the weight of our own self-interested performance and pride.
Tonight, we come together to remember, remind, rejoice, and rest in the news that the Perfect Christmas has come.
Will you make room for him this Christmas? Will you open the door and welcome the Infant King even though what you have and what you aspire to be is so much less than perfect? Will you lay what you’re holding onto down here, at the feet of his cradle. And will you be taken up into the arms of the Father of the Heavenly Lights--who has sent his son like the rising of the Dawn into the darkness in order to give them salvation through the forgiveness of their sins. He has done this because of his perfect. tender. mercy. Will you?
It is time.



